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Passengers Have a Fight in a Limo

Passengers Have a Fight in a Limo

A limo company had recently done a job in Bristol where they picked up some lads in the early morning to go to a football match in London, when the chauffeur got out of the Hummer H2 limo; he looked at the passengers and none of them could even stand properly. The chauffeur gave the passengers a quick run through the limo on what button does what and how to use the light system. The passengers then asked the chauffeur if it was alright if they could bring some of their own alcohol on board. The chauffeur didn’t decline as he thought that the boys had drunk more than enough and that they would probably fall asleep on the way to London. This was not the case, as soon as the passengers got in they started pumping the music very load, remember this was early morning and you could see the milk men doing their daily duties.

The chauffeur then asked the passengers to calm down a bit as the music was too load that the chauffeur could not think, he also pleaded for the passenger to not mess around with the electrics as it can get damaged. The passengers calmed down a bit as the chauffeur stopped off at a service station he then gave them a quick chat on not getting too drunk as they had not reached London and that they would not be able to get in to the stadium. As they got back in to the limo, one of the passengers had a bottle of vodka tucked in to his jacket which the chauffeur had not seen.

As the hummer limo got on the motorway the chauffeur had put the privacy screen up so that he did not get distracted by the passengers. After a few minutes the chauffeur heard screams in the back as if there was a fight, he then pressed a button for the privacy screen to go down and he could not believe what he saw.

The passengers were all fighting with each other, bottles were being thrown from one side of the limo to the other, lava lamps were smashed on the floor and blood was dripping from some of the passengers faces. The chauffeur had no choice but to pull up on the hard shoulder of the motorway and stop the fight. He got all of the passengers out of the limo and confiscated all the alcohol in the vehicle.

This made the passengers very unhappy and they subsequently started to fight with the chauffeur. The chauffeur was obviously quite distressed as he felt threatened by the passengers. He therefore decided his only option would have been to eject the passengers and leave them on the motorway. Fortunately the passengers started to calm down and they came to an agreement that they would not drink any more alcohol. After this, the chauffeur decided that he would move on and get the lads to London in time for their football match.

Once they got to London the chauffeur stopped at the football stadium and all the passengers poured out of the H2 hummer limo. The driver then spoke to one of the passengers whom was the most sober. The driver explained to him that if they were in the same condition on the return trip as they were on the way to London, the limo company would not accept them and they would have to pay for damages to the vehicle.

The moral of the story is to not get carried away in a limo as you may forfeit your return trip and you may be liable to pay for any damages.

Why not have pink limo hire, stretch limo hire or hummer limo hire.

Air Transport Tips – Travel Kenya – Kenya Africas’ Safari Destination

Air Transport Tips – Travel Kenya – Kenya Africas’ Safari Destination

Air transport is the most commonly used mode of travel all around the globe when going for long distances. It’s a safer and an efficient way to move around various tourist destinations.<BR>
I have compiled a few tips about Air Transport to help you enjoy your travel:
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<LI>Before traveling, determine the baggage your airline allows per person so as to reduce your travel costs.
<LI>Prepare a checklist of items to carry and tick them as you pack your bag and then lastly put your name tags on each bag.
<LI>Pack only the items allowed by airport authorities to avoid any confrontations at the security screening rooms.
<LI>Incase you are carrying medical prescriptions, use medical records with your name to support them to the screening authorities.
<LI>Confirm and plan to arrive early at the airport for checking in, this varies from one airline to the other.
<LI>Never carry sharp or metallic objects on your hand bags instead try packing them on a separate luggage
<LI>Have your valid identity and travel documents at hand when going for check in or boarding the plane
<LI>Always carry your own luggage around the airport or in the plane, Don’t help strangers carry their own. You never know what’s inside!
<LI>Be prepared for any form of check up when going through an airport security check.
<LI>Be attentive to the crew members and know where safety exits and oxygen masks are, also ensure that your seatbelts are working before take off.
<LI>Follow instructions and respect each others rights in the plane at all times. this brings satisfaction and enjoyment on your trip.
<LI>Be courteous and consult the air crew incase of a problem.
<LI>Enjoy the snacks offered on the flight and incase of alcohol, Don’t ever indulge yourself, you still need to be sober when you land remember!
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Charlies Angels in London

Charlies Angels in London

In the London area you have about 5 pink hummers most of which are H2 hummer limos. These H2 hummers are the most popular pink limousines throughout the London and the UK area. In all the pink hummers they have Luxury bars, Mirrored Ceilings, Laser lighting and plasma TVs. The limousines all have amazing sound systems and the limo companies always throw in complimentary bubbly with all the different limos. Limo companies cater for all types of events i.e. Royal Ascot limo rental, School proms limousine rental, Ramadan, Chinese new year, Boxing events, End of exams and valentine’s day. In most of these events you are probably more likely to also see at least one pink hummer H2 limo.

Limo companies also have pink limos which are Lincoln town car limousines which is legal to hold 8 passengers. Our pink hummers are most popular for bachelorette parties ( AKA Hen Nights) which means a party organized for a lady who is about to be married. In the UK, USA, Ireland and Australia it’s known to be called a hen night.

A limo company catered for a special hen party, back a few months ago where the hen had the time of her life, she never wanted it to end they dressed up and had a themed party. The theme was to dress up as the Charlie angel’s. Each angel looked amazing the hen had no idea what was going on and was just told to change in to the outfit.

It was a surprise; the hen thought she was going in to a transit van. Instead there was a chauffeur driver in a pink hummer limousine parked outside. The chauffeur knocked on the front door, as the hen opened the door, her jaw just dropped to the ground when she saw this pink hummer outside. It had chrome spinners with fog blowing through the sides of the hummer.

The chauffeur driver opened the door of the pink hummer limousine and the angels started screaming so load that the chauffeur got an ear ache. The angels were so amazed with the interior of the pink hummer limousine that they just did not know what to do. The pink hummer limo had all the latest gizmos with loads of complimentary bubbly.

The angels had an hour’s cruise and were dropped off outside an exclusive club, people’s heads where turning as 16 hot ladies came out of the pink hummer limousine. The bouncers of the club were even shocked as the angels started to walk into the club. When the angels had booked the pink hummer limousine with the limo company the limo company organized a free queue jump and half price tickets even entrance to the VIP room plus a table with complimentary bubbly.

The angels had taken loads of pictures in and outside the limousine and some of those where x rated. On the return journey home they had smiley faces but where a bit wobbly and smelled of alcohol but they still looked pretty. They had the best time in this pink hummer limousine and also gave the chauffeur driver a tip. The girls contacted the limo company a few weeks later and sent the pictures with an excellent testimonial. The limo company was told that they have the best pink limousine to offer London.

Why not have pink limo hire, stretch limo hire or hummer limo hire.

Coping With Early Morning Flights

Coping With Early Morning Flights

Nobody seems to like getting up early in the morning. And when you have an early morning flight to catch with a 7am check in – or earlier – you will barely have time to get to bed the previous night.
This isn’t ideal if you want to travel feeling refreshed. And it certainly isn’t ideal for safety’s sake if you are driving to the airport and not taking a taxi.
The important thing is to prepare for your flight, so you can minimise the effects that tiredness will have on you. Firstly make sure you have everything packed and checked in plenty of time. If you leave your packing until the last possible moment you will leave yourself open to feeling more stressed. The more prepared you are, the less likelihood there is of getting yourself into a panic.
It stands to reason that grabbing an early night is another good thing to do. If you are packed and ready to go nice and early, you will have the time to relax during the evening and get yourself in the right frame of mind for an early night.
You’ll improve your chances of sleeping well if you have a light meal for dinner and not something heavy that is likely to give you indigestion. It doesn’t have to be salad, but try to avoid rich sauces and alcohol in any quantity – regardless of whether you are driving yourself or not.
Keep away from those after dinner coffees too; the caffeine won’t help matters. In fact try and reduce the amount of caffeine you drink throughout the day. Don’t cut it out altogether if you are used to having it on a daily basis – you could get withdrawal headaches, and they won’t help you sleep at all!
A warm bath is another good suggestion. If you have one not too long before bed it will help you to relax and become sleepier.
Of course you can also influence the time you have to get up in the morning, no matter what time your flight may be due to take off. Some people with early flights choose to stay in a hotel the previous night, so they don’t have to get up quite so early. Depending on how close to the airport you live, this could be the best choice of all. Together with the steps above it can assure you of the best night’s sleep prior to your flight.
For example, if you have a flight booked from Glasgow Airport and you live an hour or two’s drive away, a hotel would be the ideal choice. There are plenty of cheap hotels in Glasgow that would put you within a couple of miles of the airport.
And that also puts you within easy reach of a longer – and better – night’s sleep.